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While Tom Brady gallivants around Israel on his way to becoming a dead-beat dad, Bridget Moynahan, future MILF, is busy being the hottest pregnant chick I’ve ever seen. She’s 5 months pregnant and she looks like she’s ready to run a marathon. Even Martha Stewart was hitting on her this week when she appeared on her show.

“Now wouldn’t you like to look like that?” Stewart asked her studio audience while taping an interview with Moynahan set to air on Monday. “What month are you in?”

“This week [it'll be] five months,” said the Six Degrees actress, 35, who announced in February that she’s expecting her first child with her ex-boyfriend, New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady.

“Five months pregnant!” Stewart said. “Are you excited about being a mom?”

“I am. I’m a little nervous, ’cause I haven’t done it before,” said Moynahan. “But, you know, I have little nephews, and it’s always nice to spend time with them, especially around the holidays.” (source)

I don’t usually date pregnant chicks, because by the time they tell me, I’m out of state with a new mustache, dyed hair and a sweet accent. My millions protected again! I would, however, consider a night out with Bridget. Dinner, candle light, some mood music, her sobbing uncontrollably during sex about Tom Brady and how her baby needs a father. It would be awesome for my self esteem. I need hugs, ladies.

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