Better than… Emily Scott is naked

Emily Scott is Australian which means she’s hot and will get naked for almost no money at all. Based on my experience drinking Gold Coast ‘Rita’s from Outback Steakhouse and a quick trip to Wiki-shrimp on the barbie-Pedia, I’m an expert on nude Australian chicks. And chaize froiyze.
I met a girl from Australia once who told me that Aussie girls love to flash their tits. She said you could walk though Sydney and just yell at group of girls in the mall, “Hey Sheila lemme see yer tits“, and half of them would take off their shirt. The other half would stab you in the kidney with a large knife and eat a kangaroo with Vegemite. They do that, you know. Anyhoosits. Her name was Sheila and she showed me her tits, but it cost me a $100 dollars. Oh, she was a stripper. Did I mention that? LINKS!
- Teresa Palmer is Wonder Woman. Ans she’s smoking hot. (Gutter Bleed)
- Japanese girl with big tits gets a cab (Crave)
- Britney has narcolepsy or either whe a fat whore. (Yeeeah)
- Find a naked chick from your school. (CH)
- Monica Bellucci is still smokin’ hot. (Bastardly)
- Jenna Fischer nude in WIRED magazine for you fucking nerds. (GMMR)
- Anna Nicole cause o’ death revealed! It was dumb fuckin’ cracker disease. (INO)
- Sanjaya looks like Antonella Barba. ZING! I. CAN’T. BE. STOPPED. (Celebitchy)
NAKED!
So far there are 7 SEXY COMMENTS » What do you think, sugar?
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7 Comments to “Better than… Emily Scott is naked”










March 22nd, 2007 at 10:51 pm
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March 23rd, 2007 at 6:04 am
She is perfection.
October 29th, 2007 at 11:39 am
Smokin!
May 24th, 2009 at 9:17 pm
FUCK YOU! Why Dont you learn about Australia before you wake up with your tiny boner every morning. Then fire up your flux capacitor or whatever gives you this great insight in anything other than KFC!
Get a haircut, girlfriend and a real job.
But yes she is hot
June 19th, 2009 at 1:43 am
Yeah I’m an Australian as well, we have a lot more pride than that, id like to know where your really talking about.
And im sure the kangaroo with Vegemite thing was a joke, but on the internet you have to make that VERY clear
July 12th, 2009 at 12:55 pm
Ok. So the thing about Autralian girls showing their tits is 100% true. I assume that ALL Australians are not whores, but they just have a more relaxed view of nudity than we do here in the USA. That said, yes hti sis humor and yes Emily Scott has awesome tits. G’Day.
August 4th, 2009 at 6:56 am
Nobody’s perfect…
Except this chick.
and do you know what really clinches it?
The sexy look she has.
Man, that is hot. If all chicks were like this…