NSFW – Fatback Media

Damn. Pam Beesley is packing some heat. I don’t mean to be sexist, but if more girls dressed like this around the office, life would be a lot nicer. And sexist. Because what’s an office without some good natured sexual harassment? It’s a fun-less, shithole with no coffee or sodas and only one stall in the bathroom, that’s what. That’s why chicks should wear lingerie: to make the day better. Except the lady who works in HR with the big strange mole on her arm shaped like Cuba with the really, really long hairs that grow out of it and work their way up her arm past her elbow. All I’m saying is that she could braid that shit and it kinda scares me because sometimes I think I can see it breathing. Yeah. Anyone but her.

Before you fire off that email missive about how insensitive I am to the plight of the corporate woman, just hear me out. I’m not saying that women should be objectified or that I think that women aren’t as smart as men or that they can’t do any job that a man can do. We all know that they can (most times even better). I’m just saying it would a be whole lot sexier if they did it in lingerie.

Links! And in case you’re an Assman, a shot of Jenna’s other asset. Get it? My stars, that’s rich. I should write a pilot.

• Janice Dickinson is a hot cougar. Or maybe she’s old and scary. (IDLYITW)
• K-Fed is way too cool for your party anyway, dick. (Yeeeah)
• Michelle Bass has very large eyes. Not really, she has giant boobies. (Bastardly)
• Lindsay Lohan GQ cover. BORING. Read up on how to fuck a hooker for free by Jesus. (DS)
• Britney left rehab on day 27. She’s a real quitter’s quitter. Whore. (IBBB)
• All my Antonella Barba posts. Because I’m a whore. (FB&C)
• Pirates of The Carribean Trailer (GoT)
• Jenna Jameson is fat. I likes ‘em big. (Bricks and Stones)