Tara Conner out of rehab, on the loose!

Rehab is for quitters!

Tara Conner is hitting the publicity circuit, now that she’s out of rehab and soon to be replaced after the new 2007 Miss America is chosen this month. She recently sat down with Myrtle Beach native, Nancy O’Dell for an interview for Access Hollywood. Let’s listen in shall we?

“I feel one million times better,” she added.

Conner, who entered a Pennsylvania rehab facility on December 21, 2006, said she has just passed her 90 days of sobriety (94 days as of March 15, 2007) and said that she is sensing things that she never felt before.

“Yeah, I was completely numb. When I got my 90 day chip or coin I cried…I will cry when I am happy or I will get so excited…” Conner added that her next sobriety milestone she is aiming for is her “one year” and said that “is going to be great, God-willing, I will make it there.” (source)

I know this is probably inappropriate, but that sounds sad and dirty and it kinda turns me on. Everyone knows that chicks in rehab are easy… because they’re quitters. The reason I pointed out that Nancy O’Dell is from Myrtle Beach is to make a point about being a southern girl and making sure you keep your ass between the ditches. Nancy O’Dell rose through the ranks as a journalist on several respected southeastern news stations to become a poised, attractive television personality. Sure, she had her whore phase, (who doesn’t) but she had the decency to do that shit behind closed doors.

Tara Conner, on the other hand typifies the naiveté of the rebel choir girl gone bad who hits the big city only to find out that the world is a lot bigger and a lot more soul crushing than she could have imagined. Back home she was daddy’s little princess and the hot thang who landed the guy with the biggest lift kit on his 4X4 – to the envy of all the other country girls. But to big city(i.e the world outside), she was just another 20 year old with an appetite for destruction that was all too easily accommodated. My point? It’s better to burn out than fade away, bitches! I threw in one pic of Katie Rees just because I love you like that. Really.

UPDATE: Looks like I ruffled a few sexy tail feathers. Check out the comments.
Country girls kick ass.  Or they’re slutty. Who cares?!April Scott and Tara Conner makes a mighty fine southern sandwich.America loves country gilrs!Katie Rees, just for old time sake


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6 Comments to “Tara Conner out of rehab, on the loose!”

  1. danielle Says:

    whoever wrote this is an idiot and has no concept of what addiction is. Get a clue, stop being so narrow minded and grow up. “every one knows that chicks in rehab are easy”. Qusetion- have you ever been to rehab and do you know anyone who is working a recovery program, trying to get there life back. Before you judge others why don’t you takie a look at your self…or is that to scary?

  2. fatback Says:

    Well, yeah. I’ve known plenty of chicks in rehab. That’s how I know they’re easy. Keep ‘em in Starbucks and cigarettes and you can have one meaningless sexual encounter after the other. No strings! Just report them to their sponsor if they get clingy. I shouldn’t be so mean. Sorry. I’M A SEX ADDICT.

  3. jesse d Says:

    LMAO Do people seriously come to this site, expecting a clear & objective look at today’s issues?? GO TO CNN if you’re going to get your widdle feelings hurt. Oh and Tara Connor was WAAAAAY easy before rehab…

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  6. Riff Says:

    I agree 100% about Tara Whore Connor. She needs to take her crying someplace else. Preferably out of the city, where people are too smart to fall for her whore ass. She fucked up and showed her true colors. This whole rehab thing is just her agent and PR reps way – whoops! I mean Tara’s way – to claw back into the celebrity arena. They should all learn that everyone would make more money off her ass if she became the next Jenna Jameson. Now, that’s a real career for you, you dumb bitch!

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