Megan Fox refuses to stop being hot

I don’t mean to brag, but I’m a pretty good judge of character because of all my work in the peace corps and local churches feeding the downtrodden. And because of my amazing dance moves that keep the ladies groovin’ the funky beat. That’s why I can see that Megan Fox is a bitch. And she hates your girlfriend. Why else would she continue to remain this hot, knowing that it’s only going to piss people off? I’ll tell you why.

Because there is no hope left in the world.

Just like when you thought Leo DiCaprio was going to take Matt Damon to jail and be vindicated at the end of The Departed. That was hope. Then Martin Scorsese took that hope away by blowing Leo’s brains all over an elevator and leaving several plot lines hanging with no closure. Martin Scorsese is a dreamcrushing hopekiller. And the Departed sucked. How did I start talking about this? Oh yeah. Megan Fox is hotter than your girlfriend. And Brian Austin Green is a dick. Here are some screen caps from the new Transformer movie. Or as I like to call it The Megan Fox Movie with some other stuff and that guy whose name sounds like steak.