Better than cracklin corn bread and whiteacre peas

I’m a sexy superstar who reads Details magazine, so I know a lot about fashion. [For instance, did you know that the square toe shoe is so totally out right now? Well according to the manly men at Details it is. So take your Aldo discount shoes and just give 'em to a homeless guy or get laughed at by masculine fellows like me, dude.] Why is Ashlee Simspon wearing my grandmas jacket? Why do people in LA think it’s cool wear frumpy clothes just because it’s winter everywhere else? It’s 75 degrees every damn day in Los Angeles. You’re not fooling anyone Ashlee. Except my grandma. Who wants her cloak back you bitch.

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Mischa Barton has nice legs (DS)
Mischa Barton’s sister is a god damn lunatic (Bastardly)
Paris Hilton’s big fake tits (Bumpshack)
Mardi Gras Boobies. (CH)
If you can’t jackoff on a guy on the set of American Idol, then what kind of country is this? (Yeeeah)
Jennifer Hudson gets free Burger King for life because she’s bitch. (INO)
The 300 premiered this week. Everybody dies. Read a book. (Pajiba)
Moby wants to make sweet sweeet love to Britney Spears. Not really. (Holly Scoop)