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It’s a slow week, so in lieu of juicy gossip I’ll do what any self respecting professional writer would do. Offer a discourse on the dichotomy of nature vs. nurture child rearing and how disparate and often confusing messages from male and female role models can actually retard emotional self awareness and growth in pre-teens and adolescents. Nah. I’m just kidding. Boobies! This is Ashley Massaro who is a (air quotes) professional wrestler (/air quotes) for WWE Raw. I’m from the south, but I haven’t seen as much ‘rasslin’ and racin’ as you might imagine, so I had never heard of Ashley. According to Wiki-that-ain’t-no-lie-Pedia, Ashley is quite the athlete.

Ashley Massaro, came to WWE in June 2005 as a contestant in the 2005 RAW Diva Search. After beating the seven other chosen finalists, Massaro was declared the winner on the August 15, 2005 edition of RAW. She won the $250,000 Diva Search contest which included the $250,000 and a one year contract with World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE). Massaro made her first WWE appearance as an official WWE Diva on the August 21, 2005 pre-SummerSlam edition of Heat where she conducted interviews with the fans, The Fabulous Moolah and Mae Young. Later that night, Massaro made her first appearance at a pay-per-view event when she joined the other bikini-clad divas in washing Vince McMahon’s presidential limo backstage.(source)

Wow. He mom must be so proud. I know I am. Now back to my thesis. A good writer writes. A good writer writes…

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