NSFW – Fatback Media

Well I guess the party’s over kids. No more Antonella Barba to fill our water cooler sound bites. No more “are they real” or “why would her friend do that to her” or “how did you get her underwear dude?”. All done. Not to mention the traffic boost we all got from just tagging a story with her otherwise nondescript name. Remember, back in the day (3 weeks ago) when the story first broke and you were all excited and I posted those pictures of the fake Antonella-porn star up and all the other racy photos of the real Anotnella and we just laughed talked and held each other till dawn? Yeah. Good times. ANYWAY, before you start crying again, It looks like Antonella may have some options on the table.

Barba’s Idol exposure may not have earned her a record contract, but there’s no doubt her experience on the Fox show has resulted in a wealth of new opportunities.

On Wednesday, Girls Gone Wild founder Joe Francis extended a public invitation to the comely brunette to join his company, offering her $250,000 to host an upcoming video release from the franchise.(source)

There is also a rumor that she’ll accept a recent bid by Playboy to pose nude for them. Personally, I think she should go straight into porn. NOt regular porn. That really revolting shit that you say doesn’t turn you on, and you’d never be into it. And you even lie to yourself about it. Ew. gross. Not me dude. But somehow when you’re into your 25th vodka tonic you find yourself naked, lit by your monitor listening to that German guy yelling (pleading?), so you turn down the speakers and just watch. And cry. Then watch and cry some more. Then you take shower and cry again and put all your clothes in the wash at 3.47 am on a work night. And in the morning it’s all better because you’re hungover and you can’t really remember what happened. Maybe it was dream? Yeah it was dream. But then the cat ruins it because when did he become such a judgmental dick?

Explore the archives for all the nudeness of Antonella, pervs.

UPDATE: The sly, technosaavy savants over at Technorati.com picked up this post on their new appropriately titled “Buzz TV” today. Click to see it. Warning, it’s a video that features this very post so the universe may implode. But there’s nothing like a singularity on a Friday.