Better than hoecakes and gravy

Looks like half the internet is down today kids. Or at least all the blogs I read anyway. We’ve even had a hiccup or two on our grid, but I rappelled into the server banks and silently dispatched the cyber-terrorist network with only 1 second left on the bomb. I was back in time to post and have a 3 dirty martini lunch, too. Read the lines. Click the links. Can’t stop the signal.

White girl gangsta bitch, keepin’ it real. (BWE)
K-Fed and Brit-Mom rally to save Brit-666. (Bumpshack)
March Madness means more college girl boobies. (CH)
Naomi Campbell mops floors. She better get the bathroom too. (Gossip or Truth)
Brooke Hogan is a gangsta bitch. Better not get outta pocket, ho. (Jordan)
Tom Brady still dating Giselle. Bridget Moynahan still knocked up. (Holly Scoop)

Just so you don’t get bored here’s a newly redheaded Lindsay Lohan fresh out of rehab and apparently ready to entertain you with an assortment of songs and magic.

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By Fatback