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Angelina Jolie is trying to save the world one child at a time. With Voodoo.

The National Enquirer is reporting that Angelina has a new hobby to help fill those precious empty seconds between saving the world, raising three children (soon to be four) and keeping hunky boyfriend, Pitt, happy. According to a report from Mike Walker she is studying Voodoo.

The magazine reports that Jolie is taking instruction from a Voodoo priestess several times a week. She has also purchased several books on witchcraft spells and is touring the infamous New Orleans cemeteries, according to the report. (source)

We here at FB&c have commented before on Angelina Jolie’s foray into the ars diavoli, so this comes as no surprise us. In fact we’re no stranger to the vodoun (look it up before you get all sanctimonious) ourselves. I grew up Baptist so it’s pretty much the same thing. Except where Voodoo has high priestesses who perform ritualistic sacrifices on live farm animals, we had bitchy judgmental old harpies who called a girl whore just because she had relations with a couple of choir members on that church retreat that time and besides you only did anal anyway so it doesn’t really count. Because Jesus loves virgins.