Antonella Barba: American Ad Nauseam
Ok. So I admit it. I kinda like how when I post Antonella Barba pictures I get eleventy bazillion hits that day. It helps pay for my chronic addiction to vodka tonics and also gives me a little pleasure knowing that I am even the least bit responsible for launching a future Skinemax Star. Antonella is everything right about this country. She can’t sing, she has bitchy friends but she’s hot and looks really good naked. Instant. Star. Antonella should totally come in second or third, because America loves an underdog. Especially a skanky underdog who would probably do anal if you get your hands on a Nikon D90. Check out what VFTW said about last weeks show.
This may be one of the most VFTW episodes of Idol EVER. Nick, AJ, Alaina, and Leslie went home. ManBearPig sheds tears, Alaina can’t complete her sing out, Pickler comes back looking 40 and still sucks (with a much bigger butt), and ANTONELLA IS SAFE. I can’t stop cheering. This is the best show on television, folks! We love you, Antonella, don’t let us down next week. (source)
I love American Idol. And I love you adsense. We’ll make great pets. Here’s more Antonella giving us her rowr face in a fountain. Mo’ after the jizzump.
UPDATE: A patriotic reader just informed me that Antonella is actually in a World War II Memorial Fountain. I think that a half naked wet girl frolicking in a Memorial intended to remind us of those that gave all is extremely, well…AWESOME. My grandfather was at Pearl Harbor and he always said the best thing about America was naked chicks and blowjobs. He was cool that way.
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March 5th, 2007 at 9:07 am
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March 6th, 2007 at 3:38 pm
I can not comment on her singing ability, but there is an obvious attempt here on her side to garner a “Hilton” style of popularity.
Unfortunatly the Idol producers are not stepping up to this rude behaviour and booting her. To cite the words of Simon “..Let me
make this very clear; the public deceides if she should stay.” On that note, and the predelection of horney young men everywhere; she will most likely win the competion not on her ability as a singer, but as a playmate. America will vote up it’s first centerfold.
Perhaps the show should be renamed American Pinup?
March 7th, 2007 at 8:51 am
OK, if you are going to use Latin expressions, please get them right. It is “ad nauseam” not “ad nauseum”!! Thank you!!
March 7th, 2007 at 9:14 am
Ex uno disce omnes…
Good catch. Chalk that up to poor typing skills and not disrespect for dead languages.
Ave atque vale… kind friend.