Kellie Pickler’s new look
Kellie Pickler appeared on American Idol last night sporting a new look to the amazement of everyone.
Hmm. What is it about Kellie that’s different? Is it her hair? No. Hrm. Oh, maybe she got her teeth whitened? No. Maybe a tan? Nah. She’s still kinda pasty. New nail polish? WHAT IS IT?
Pickler stopped by the ratings juggernaut to perform her new single in a dress that showed off two very large assets suspiciously absent from last year’s show.
Her transformation was so apparent, even Ryan Seacrest noticed. When she appeared on stage, he looked at her new figure, then asked her if there was anything she’d bought with her recent cash windfall. (Once the snickering died down, a giggling Pickler …replied “shoes.”) (source)
Ooooooh. The Bigasstitties. That’s it. How obtuse of me. I could probably do a side-by-side comparison with graphs and charts all CSI style, but nobody really cares about seeing a hick with small boobies now do they? Yeah they’re fake but this country was built on the premise that anyone, no matter how insignificant, can make their dreams come true if the they have a little moxie, a little faith, a little luck and a big ass rack of DD’s. Amen.
More Kellie and one of Antonella Barba, so I can pay rent this month. Totally related.
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March 2nd, 2007 at 4:10 pm
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March 3rd, 2007 at 3:29 pm
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Kellie Pickler appeared on American Idol last night sporting a new look to the amazement of everyone.
Hmm. What is it about Kellie that’s different? Is it her hair? No. Hrm. Oh, maybe she got her teeth whitened? No. Maybe a tan? Nah. She’s still k…
March 4th, 2007 at 5:20 pm
Well, she’s no Antonella Barba, I tell you what.
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March 5th, 2007 at 9:33 am
Kellie Pickler Has New Implants…
Rarely are we able to say with certainty that a woman has had breast augmentation: that is, unless she has her images plastered all over the internet or on television and wears a low cut dress. Well Idol’s Kellie Pickler qualifies. She wants us to kn….
March 6th, 2007 at 3:34 pm
Personally I think they are her natural size. However she probably had them augmented with “cutlets” which are bra inserts to make her cleavage look larger.
I could be wrong, but she does not appear to be the type to cut herself up. In addition, she is something of a wussie and prob is scared of needles.
April 15th, 2007 at 7:18 am
She shouldn’t have sported that kind of look. It’s slutty, and she’s doesn’t deserved to be percieved that way. Besides, anyone can still be sexy even if there are no boobs popping around. I wish she retains her usual Kellie look.
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