Britney Spears needs some tough love

Someone has to say something, right?

This is Britney Spears at the Hotel Mondrian in LA just hours before entering rehab for the second time in as many weeks. I know these are stale, but I’m trying to make a point. Apparently, Britney rolled into the Hotel extremely early and freshly bald from her late night shaving session the night before. She was denied a room because she had no money or credit cards so, she did what I would have done.

By 11 a.m., an undeterred Spears, 25, had stripped down to a bra and panties poolside, then shaved her legs in the pool bathroom.

“It was sad,� says a source. “It looked like she really needed a friend.�

She got two – at least for a few hours. Around noon, Spears (then in a blonde wig) began chatting up a woman in the bathroom, who offered to loan the pop star a bathing suit.

Spears followed her new friend to her hotel room where — after changing into a borrowed bikini — she raided the minibar.

“She grabbed four or five bottles and just started mixing everything and drinking them.�(source)

So, somebody has to say something, right? This is what happens when you have people telling you you’re beautiful all day and you’re a good singer and  you’re a good mother. Because pretty soon, it seems just swell to crash a hotel pool, high on meth, bald and bloated, and have your picture taken in a borrowed bikini with two insanely hot girls who are literally laughing in your face. I prefer a strong pimp hand that new age shit, that way sometimes when I’m nice, it means that much more to my ladies. Sometimes I even cuddle a bit before I sneak out with their purse. True. Playah.

Britney, you realize we are laughing at you right?Hot chicks! Oh and cracked out bald mess.What hell happened?Yeah. That never gets old, Britney.

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3 Comments to “Britney Spears needs some tough love”

  1. Britney Spears needs some tough love at Ever The Bride Says:

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  2. Celebamour - Celebrity Links - March 2, 2007 Says:

    [...] and Collards gives a pretty likely cause for the ultra strange behavior of Britney Spears lately expressing that what the pop star needs is a hefty dose of tough love.  I can’t say I [...]

  3. JT Says:

    Sorry folk, All a publicity stunt. Britless is no dummmy when it comes to tweeking the media. After all she admitted to passing notes to her agent to leak her werabouts in order to kick up the public profile. She knows exactly what she is doing and she is neither Bi-polar, Post Pardumb, or insane. She is a calculating media hypster on the level of Hilton.

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