Better than spring is only 21 days away

Here’s Joanna Krupa at Fever Nightclub in Atlanta Ga. There’s really no reason except I like eastern European chicks and she’s partying down south in Hotlanta where it’s warm and dirty. Just like my martinis. Today is dedicated zero talk about American Idol or Antonella Barba or whether or not those pics are her. Promise. Unless some new untagged images land in my inbox. For reals.

In other even sexier news, we’re looking for writers here at FB&C so if you’re sexy, southern and funny drop us a line on the tips page and tell us why. You don’t really have to be southern, but you do have to be sexy and I’m a very harsh critic so photographic eveidence is probably best. Unless you’re a dude. The pay is shit, but I’ll make ya famous. Figure out why these links are better than my site:

Cameron D smokin’ a fatass J. (IDLYITW)
Eliza Dushku in a thong, thong, thong,thong, thong. (DS)
GMMR was at the set of The Office yesterday. She told Rashida Jones I wanted her shit. I’m totally in. (GMMR)
Kim Kardashian will not release sex tape. But she will destroy the Bajorans. (Bastardly)
Angelina Jolie is jealous bitch. I guess I ruined her. Sometimes I can be so cruel. (Yeeeah)
Movies released in February suck, duh. Even if the trailer was freakin’ awesome. (Pajiba)
Nicole Ritchie might marry Joel Madden. Jimmy smokes crack and I don’t care. (Hail)
Paris smoked crack and I don’t care. (City Rag)
Spring is close so look at some trashy collge girl boobies (CH)