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Larry Birkhead, one of the baby-daddy candidates for Anna Nicole Smith’s remaining child, recently met the 5 month old little girl and says she was so happy she puked on him.

In their time together, Birkhead fed the baby, burped her – and she threw up on him, according to a interview and profile for Bravo TV, part of which was aired on the Today show Tuesday.

All Birkhead wants, according to the report, is “to be a good father.” As for his memories about Anna Nicole, the Los Angeles-based celebrity photographer says that he most cherished his private time with her.

“Every moment that we got together was kind of … that’s what everything’s about. To me, it wasn’t about the money. [Being with her] that was like gold to me, you know?” Birkhead says in the interview, which was taped before he met Dannielynn. (source)

I’ve never seen so many people fighting over who is the father of a white trash baby. (I wonder if Dannilynn would be so popular if she weren’t heir to the few million dollars  and the bucket of KFC that Anna Nicole left behind?) Normally, an accused father just packs up the truck and heads to another town and starts up a relationship with another redneck stripper that he can bareback - because why bother, she’s just a stripper right? Well strippers have feelings. You hear that dad? I gotta go.