Britney Spears Parties and Vomits. Role Model!

Britney Spears, the epitome of the modern working single mom, can be seen here partying with some friends at Tejune nightclub until the wee hours where she reportedly lost her Cheetoes and puked in the backseat of her car.

Brit started her weekend in high gear by showing up at club Tenjune at midnight Saturday and partied until 3:30 AM — but the excitement came after she left. After Spears was ushered from her SUV to her hotel, the waiting crowd noticed that Brit’s ride was covered with puke! (source)

Down south we always say, “If you can’t say something nice, don’t say anything at all.” Unless someone is really white trash or stupid. Or ugly. Or Catholic. But only if you say bless your heart after, then it’s okay. It’s like God loves youÂ even moreÂ for being so much better than the trashy whores. It’s in the bible.