Better Than White Trash Overload

I am in white trash overload. With Anna Nicole freshly morgued and Britney with one bedazzled toenail in the grave herself and somebody’s gonna have take care of 1 to 3 of the remaining kids between those two, and don’t get me started on patermity tests…I need a break, y’all. Two words. Vay…wait for it…Cation. I’m off to to parts south for a week or so to get some much needed rest, relaxation and all day nudity with a 6 foot tall Swedish supermodel. (check my myspace for the deets, stalker) I’ll still be posting every god damn day so don’t cry. Emily and the rest of the Sexy southern FBC crew will also be posting this week as well (*ahem*) so stay tuned. Read the links, Tina!

Joanna Krupa gets naked for Peta. She don’t eat meat but she… (Bastardly)
More Britney in a bikini at a a club whoring it up WT style. (DS)
Ralph Fiennes gets down up high. In a plane! (Yeeeah!)
Anna Nicole Smith in FHM fortelling that she’d probably die by 37. Off by 2 years, dumbass. (FHMOnline)
College Humor still manageing to talk girls into naked boobie shots. (CH)
DMCA be damned. You can’t keep Subvert from bringing Bai Lings nipples (Subvert Society)
Britney Spears Rehab Pool. I bet 58 days. (Cele|bitchy)