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Anna Nicole Smith’s ex-attorney, husband(?), father of her child(?) and murderer(??) and several other items that warrant 1-3 question marks, is set to appear on Entertainment Tonight in a taped interview that he reportedly charged $1 million dollars for. That’s a Million with a captial M, like Methadone and Murder.

Howard K. Stern is reportedly about to make bank over Anna Nicole Smith — by giving a “tell-all” interview to “Entertainment Tonight” — just days after Anna’s death.

The buzz is that “ET” forked over a cool $1 million for the exclusive interview, which begins airing in segments tonight, but exact details of the deal remain secret. TMZ was unable to confirm that, but it’s a safe bet it’s a large number. The interview takes place during Howard’s flight from Florida to the Bahamas to secure Dannielynn.

In a preview clip posted on YouTube, Stern is seen “crying” over Anna’s death while bleating lines like, “I just want her to be with Daniel, I hope that they’re happy … she was such a wonderful person.” (source)

I watch a lot of CSI and Law & Order, so if there’s something I know about it’s forensics and the law. For instance, I know that Horatio will take off his shades and make a witty quip in the first 3 minutes of any crime scene. And, if the jury is still out at 5 till the hour, then it was the rich person who had the illegitimate affair, but is going to get away with it becuase it’s an election year. Therefore to stop any unnecessary frivolous legal action against me I will say that I really don’t think that Howard K Stern is a Murderer. Or that He Killed Anna Nicole Smith and Her Son with a lethal concoction of drugs and human suffering. I think he’s a really great guy and really good cryer. So real! See what I did? CTRL-B is the real MURDERER! Now to show my respect for the dead, naked pictures Anna Nicole. RIP, baby.