Better Than an Hawaiian Punch

Old school REAL boobies for you playahs

With all this talk of death and wasted youth and drugs, it really got me reminiscing about the good ole days. Back when it was cool to have a nice natural rack and healthy curves. And people didn’t get famous by just being rotten rich whores. They earned that shit on the casting couch like real American heroes. Click the links and then check out Tia Carrere and her Hawaiian Punch. Tia Carrere still has it going on because A) she’s old school and natural and B) she’s not dead. Kudos!

Anna Nicole Tribute: In a bastardly way (Bastardly)
Halle Berry is pregnant?NOT MINE! (Yeeeah)
Lindsay Lohan buys Marilyn Momroe’s house. History repeating? (Allie ia Wired)
Kim Kardashian sex tape clips. I really hate what her people did to the Bajorans. (DS)
Rosie Blogs about Anna. I couldn’t be more bored with this. (INO)
Katharine Heigl is hot. And says some words on Martha. (Smart)
Smokin Aces Reviewed. (Ocean’s 11 + Reservoir Dogs ) – coherent paceing = Mildy Awesome. (Pajiba)
Megan Fox in FHM. She’s a BMF. (FHM)
Newest Kim Kardashian Video Snippet with Kardashian Vagina (DS)