Better than Paris Hilton again? Really?

Paris Hilton never ceases to 1. amaze me, b. be naked, or Stardate 2517.09. be a filthy spoiled whore. That said, I think if she were held a little more as a child she probably wouldn’t be such a drugged out whore. She would just be a plain old vanilla whore like the rest of us. Speaking of filthy vanilla whores, here’s an oldie but nudey pic of Paris’s’s’s’s mom classin’ up tha jizzoint with some Baby Boomer titties. Rrreow. I love Cat Stevens. And apostrophes’.

Sophia Bush at the Young Hollywood Top 20. Just because. (Bastardly)
J-Lo’s dad is a Scientologist and a maker of hot latin asses. (Socialite’s Life)
Eva Longoria is kind of a bitch. (Celeb Gossip Junkie)
Pink says fur is for fatties. Kinda like her beave. (Pop on the Pop)
Paris Hilton somehow remaina slutty after all these years. With VIDEO! (DS)
Here’s QuiteFamo.us the Celebrity Search Engine. (QuiteFamo.us)
Isaiah Washingtn is in Rehab for for being a bigot? But I thought he loved CRACK(ers)? (TMZ)
Naked Collge Girl Boobies to crash your work internet filters. (College Humor)