Jessica Simpson and John Mayer still doing…something?

Singers John Mayer and Jessica Simpson have finally stopped denying that they are in a relationship just in time to break up and only be seen together for publicity purposes. Mayer, who has a long history of dating beautiful women like Simpson and Jennifer Love Hewitt, doesn’t seem to mind.

At Nobu in Miami in Tuesday night, the pair “barely spoke” to each other, reports Page Six, and John “was extremely quiet and didn’t speak a lot.” Jessica, as is her wont, engaged in “a lot of puppy-dog looks and twirled and twisted her hair.” Sure, they were seen holding hands, but Simpson then left John all alone for 20 minutes at the table to get herself primped for cameras waiting outside. (source)

Jessica Simpson’s 100% natural breasts never cease to amaze me or my penis, although my penis said she should cinch up those straps a bit if she’s not going to wear a bra. Side boob is nice, but not when it’s literally hanging on your side. My penis also told me to make fun of John Mayer, because he so tall and gangly and looks like he would rather chew through your neck than have Sushi. But, penis, I say,Â when he sings, he just melts my cold steel heart me. He’s dreamy.