American Idol. Still sucks. Katharine McPhee’s Rack still doesn’t suck.

Even on the 50″ Plasma screen that I have in the bathroom of my secret island hideout, American Idol still sucks. How about Jewel being a rotten bitch? I guess all that time living in van, giving handjobs for chilli-cheese fries made her kinda jaded. What doesn’t suck is Katharine McPhee’s giant rack. Yeah, I guess she can sing and all, but just by seeing her cleavage at the Golden Globes after party I think I cured a future prostate cancer and I just got out of my wheelchair for the first time in 3 years. I want a puppy. Here are some more images of the healing powers of Katharine’s rack. I think it’s just four copies of the same picture though. Be healed.