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Miss New Jersey Ashley Harder has stepped down from her throne, stating she is pregnant. Jesus, condoms should be these girls’ platforms. Especially that Miss Nevada, she’s a dirty, dirty girl.

The Philadelphia Daily News reports that the 20-year-old Harder has voluntarily stepped down, because it’s against pageant rules to compete while pregnant. (source)

We didn’t have high glamor beauty pageants in my hometown, unless you consider the Miss Vidalia Onion Festival a glamorous title, but that only meant you were hotter than the blue-ribbon pig. The problem was just this, if you weren’t knocked up, you were too busy pulling double shifts at the Piggly Wiggly in hopes of getting the fuck out of dodge, no time for fancy shmancy pageants. Anyway, we’re now taking bids on who’s the next beauty to go and why. I vote Miss Nebraska…in the bathroom stall…with Miss Kansas. CLUE rocks.