Better Than Elisha Cuthbert is Crazy

Elisha Cuthbert of 24 is the cutest former Popular Mechanics for Kids host. Ever. This is Elisha misusing the shit out of a hockey stick. We’ve had hockey for like 45 minutes down south, so I’m no expert but I’m completely sure she’s doing something entirely wrong here. Unless she’s a serial killer. She’s Canadian and I think it’s a law that you have to play hockey or else serve in the army or something so she may know what she’s doing. Although, I’m pretty sure they don’t let girls in Canada join the army or play hockey though, so she’s probably going to get deported. Traitor. Show you’re pride for the good ole USA by turning your heat way the hell up, open a window and click these links.

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Sienna Miller is a naked drugged out party girl playing a naked drugged out party girl. (Drunken Stepfather)
College girls and their naked boobies. (College Humor)
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Some old Tiffany Amber Theissen for dat ass. (Subvert)