Emily Proctor is shy

Hey y'all! I'm shy as can be. Let's go to church.

This is Emily Proctor form CSI Miami at the People Choice Awards last night where she was a presenter. I didn’t watch the awards because people suck and who gives a shit about their choices? I like my awards decided by old wrinkly Jewish guys living in oxygen tents in their Hollywood Hills Mansions. But I digress.

The interesting thing about this dress is how much of her breasts we can see without actually seeing anything. My neck hurts from trying to see into the side of my monitor. It’s kind of a tease.  Like those girls down south who will give you a handjob at a church picnic because they can repent right then and there and they’ll  do anal but won’t have sex because they want to save it for marriage. Wait did I say tease?  I meant that’s awesome. Church girls rock.

Best boob tape in the land kids. Nothing to see here. Don't let me accent fool you.I will make you cry. Promise, sugar!Attention everyone. Thanks. I can steal your boyfriend. Bye y'all!

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