Katharine McPhee can sing
American Idol runner-up Katharine McPhee, whose vocal talents were second only to her amazing cleavage, just released her first single off her new album since finishing the Idol contest. The reviews were mixed. And by that I mean, it sucks.
Anyone expecting to hear the young woman who wooed audiences on American Idol will be sorely disappointed.
The mid-tempo dance song never really goes anywhere interesting and Ka’s voice is buried in an over-produced web of synthesizers, unimaginative drum machine programming and processing.Don’t get me wrong; Kat has a great, natural voice. It’s just that you can barely hear it.
As for the song’s melody… well, there hardly is one. The song’s loud, thumping bass drum and tinny snare accents overwhelm any significant song structure or harmony….
Think Gwen Stefani’s ‘Hollaback Girl’, only more insipid, repetitive and nauseating. (source)
Notwithstanding the fact that the music industry has reduced the production process to pushing any idiot in front on a mic for 6 hours and auto-tuning the vocals to the point where even the singer can’t recognize their own voice, this brings up an important point. Why listen to a girl when you can stare at her amazing chest and nod? Oh that and, American Idol is a popularity contest not a singing contest and there is no real need to record a Katharine McPhee album. Sure she can sing, but my pet monkey can kind of sing, but he doesn’t look as hot in a low cut blouse and hot pants, now does he. But don’t tell him that. He’s sensitive. Pussy.
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By Fatback
16 Comments to “Katharine McPhee can sing”
January 9th, 2007 at 9:13 am
Your comments show us your lack of intelligence, and ignorance as a web site blogger
January 9th, 2007 at 9:27 am
So true, sweetiepie. They were practically giving those PhD’s away when I graduated.
January 9th, 2007 at 1:08 pm
Damn you’re so hot. *And* we can play doctor, too. Sweet.
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January 9th, 2007 at 8:30 pm
Wow, i would definitely make her eat my pies.
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January 10th, 2007 at 11:32 am
if there’s an idiot the music industry needs to push in front of a mic for 6 hours and auto-tune his vocals to make it unrecognizable, it would be taylor hicks. this so-called music “reviewer” is just another typical taylor lover // kat hater that just cannot come to grips with her gorgeous vocals and beauty.. get over it already
January 10th, 2007 at 6:55 pm
Um, everybody who dislikes McPhee isn’t a Hicks fan. I’m sick of hearing that crap. I personally dislike both of them. A lot.
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February 1st, 2007 at 5:57 am
shes my hero. im getting my boobs done. i will throw up every time i eat. whatevahhhh, we dont need her to be smart or sing, we just need her to sit pretty with her legs spread. im sending the cd to my ex. by the time he finishes hearing it, he’ll be dumb as an ox. oh, he already is…
February 10th, 2007 at 8:48 am
You say her album sucks then how come she is selling so many?And worldwide they are buying it and loving it. I cant find one song on the album that I dont like. I guess my question to you is how do you get a job like this. I can do better than you. I have a feeling the ones giving her bad reviews are fat cow ugly women cause that seems to bring it out. They cant stand someone this good looking so they really dont care how well she sings. They cant tear down her looks so they go after the only thing they think they have a shot at. How bout posting your pics with your reviews LOL
February 10th, 2007 at 9:01 am
Ray, Ray, Ray, Ray, RayRay. Ray.
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Dude. I didn’t write that review because I haven’t heard the album. I cited it as a source. PAY ATTENTION. My fine blogging colleagues at Phillyburbs penned that review. I was trying to make a point about the degradation of the music industry. Oh, and also Katharine McPhee’s nice boobies. QED.
-F.