Tara Conner in Miss USA Playboy Spread?
That’s the salacious headline folks, but according to Page Six the photo spread of the hot Kentucky native may be anything but sexy and southern, y’all.
A job is waiting when Tara Conner gets out of rehab. Playboy wants to shoot the troubled Miss USA for its cover. Donald Trump and his execs at the Miss Universe Organization are mulling the offer. Conner, who hails from a small town in Kentucky, was nearly stripped of her title after it was alleged she was having sex with sleazy nightclubbing cads who were giving her cocaine. Said an insider, “If Trump allowed her to do it, it would have to be in good taste.” Which means she’ll keep her top on. (source)
Why is she even considering Playboy anyway? Playboy is like Maxim-plus or something. I’ve seen better nudity in the bible. She should show her wild southern spirit and pose for something raunchy like Cheri or Hustler where the photo shoots are done in mobile homes and there’s usually somebody’s oxygen tank toting grandmother smoking cigarettes in the background of the double dong lesbian anal dildo scenes. Here are some more Tara Conner pics in case you forgot what she looked like.
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Written by Fatback on January 4, 2007 – 1:19 pm
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January 4th, 2007 at 5:54 pm
omfgrotflmao!
“…better nudity in the bible…”
priceless!
January 5th, 2007 at 3:11 pm
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January 5th, 2007 at 4:25 pm
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January 7th, 2007 at 3:31 am
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January 8th, 2007 at 12:38 am
I cant wait for her naked photos in Playboy! I think they’ll be pretty amazing. And then we could also have Mis Nevada do the same. And maybe get them together for hustler or something!
January 18th, 2007 at 6:17 am
fo sho i would bang her like a screen door in a hurricane
January 18th, 2007 at 8:04 pm
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