Tara Conner in Miss USA Playboy Spread?

Black and white makes me seem dirty...

That’s the salacious headline folks, but according to Page Six the photo spread of the hot Kentucky native may be anything but sexy and southern, y’all.

A job is waiting when Tara Conner gets out of rehab. Playboy wants to shoot the troubled Miss USA for its cover. Donald Trump and his execs at the Miss Universe Organization are mulling the offer. Conner, who hails from a small town in Kentucky, was nearly stripped of her title after it was alleged she was having sex with sleazy nightclubbing cads who were giving her cocaine. Said an insider, “If Trump allowed her to do it, it would have to be in good taste.” Which means she’ll keep her top on. (source)

Why is she even considering Playboy anyway? Playboy is like Maxim-plus or something. I’ve seen better nudity in the bible. She should show her wild southern spirit and pose for something raunchy like Cheri or Hustler where the photo shoots are done in mobile homes and there’s usually somebody’s oxygen tank toting grandmother smoking cigarettes in the background of the double dong lesbian anal dildo scenes. Here are some more Tara Conner pics in case you forgot what she looked like.

Playboy is to nudity like the bible is to nudity .Analyze!You think I'm dirty...She's Miss UNIVERSE baby.This is better than most playboy nudity. No airbrushes here. You can see my razor stubble baby.


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Written by Fatback on January 4, 2007 – 1:19 pm

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9 Comments to “Tara Conner in Miss USA Playboy Spread?”

  1. ikyouCrow Says:

    omfgrotflmao!
    “…better nudity in the bible…”
    priceless!

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  6. rs Says:

    I cant wait for her naked photos in Playboy! I think they’ll be pretty amazing. And then we could also have Mis Nevada do the same. And maybe get them together for hustler or something!

  7. waxxxed Says:

    fo sho i would bang her like a screen door in a hurricane

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