Jessica Alba Bikini Football Player, American Hero

I’m a lot of things to a lot of people. Besides sexymotherfucker, and espionage expert with intense kung-fu lovemaking skills, I’m also a patriot to the good ole USA. Here in the USA we stand for freedom, pro-sports, sexy chicks in bikinis and cheap middle east oil. The only thing that would make Jessica Alba playing football in a bikini an even more red blooded American hero is if she were eating a slice of apple pie, wearing a cowboy hat while I sang the star-spangled banner. Nude. at the Iwo Jima memorial. God bless the USA.
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UPDATE: Apparently someone else owned those Jessica Alba bikini football pictures so they graciously asked me to remove them. They also copied my hosting company on the request as well. Nice. Just FYI though for all you fancypants picture “owners”. We get our images before you buy them from the paparazzi MOST of the time so don’t be so fussy. Lots of love. We’re still BFF’s right?