Better than Christmas with the Antichrist

No, I am not implying, nor should you infer that sexy, southern Emily Proctor is the anti-Christ. I’m saying that all women are devils, duh. Sexy devils. Anyway, ’tis the season for friends, happiness and joy and all that shit. So here are some X-mas linX to get you all in the spirit of thingX.

“Christmas Wishes from the Antichrist”. Check my new story over at Collegehumor.com and don’t forget to vote for it when you’re done. (College Humor)
New Bastardly ~~Jailbait~~ Lady of the Day (Bastardly)
Are you sexy and southern? Know someone who is? Or just wanted to pimp this site on your thong? But some X-mas gifts! (FB&C Store)
Tara Reid. Drunk again. Redundant much? (Smart)
Want good gadgets for cheap? Check out this totally unsolicited link. (BCD)
The Jolie-Pitts look like the “it’s a small world” ride at Disney. (Tabloid Whore)
More boobies with college names drunkenly scrawled on them. Sexy not trashy. For reals. (College humor)
Pauly Shore is a faker. Idiot. (Celebslam)