Adriana Lima sizzles at the beach

Meu deus! Looka my boobies!

Brrrr. Now that winter has set in I thought I’d warm it up a bit with some Adriana Lima bikini shots. I’ll assume that these are from Brazil because she’s Brazilian and because I’m too lazy to do real research. Meu Deus!

Adriana Lima, commonly known as “the best face in the industry” and “the most in demand runway model in the world”,rose to stardom out of less than glamorous conditions. Lima was discovered while shopping at a local mall at the age of 13. At the age of 15, she finished in first place in a Ford Supermodel of Brazil model search. Lima later followed with a second place finish in the 1996 Ford Supermodel of the World contest. (Source)

Scouting for supermodels in Brazil has got to be the easiest job in the world. Everyone is hot and sexy. Even that statue of Jesus looking over Rio from the mountain top has a boner if you look close enough. So, winning a supermodel contest in Brazil means that Adriana is so sexy that you could get an erection from just looking at her DNA profile in electrophoresis gel. Although, I would never do that in my lab. We have rules, you know.

Update: So sexy reader Gelleila let us know that these pics are from St. Barth’s and not Brazil. Research rulez.
Aye. I'm so sexy it cause me pain. See? Even children are confused yet strangely attracted to me.No anorexic skeletons here baby. I like my chorizo.I'm so sexy it confuses me. Can I make sweet love to myself?

Oops, Adriana dropped something. Nope. Still don't have it...Wow. I never noticed before but I'm perfecto.

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11 Comments to “Adriana Lima sizzles at the beach”

  1. Bob King Neverland III Says:

    Perfect. My ex-wife hated her. Bear in mind this isn’t why I dumped her, but for different reasons all together.

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  3. Derek Says:

    Pure Perfection!

  4. Chardonnay Says:

    This has got to be the most wonderous woman walking the earth… simply mind-baffling gorgeous.

  5. HUH? Says:

    SHES IN THE WEST INDIES!!!!

    READ THE BOTTOM OF THE PIC…ESTUPIDO

    ::easy does it::

  6. fatback Says:

    All caps aside dude…I assume you saw the the “update” to the post. Besides the brazil part was meant to be sarcastic. Like me! Shazam.

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  9. newsbog.com gossip Says:

    you guys all checking that hot grandma haha.

    man that little red bikini is hot. Makes me wonder why girls never think before they bend over. I always get the fat woman bending over garndering while im driving my car.

  10. what ?d Says:

    she is not 100% portugese though. her background is frenhc native portugese and middleeastren

  11. her background Says:

    her background is actually french, portuguese, native, and African like many other Brazilians. Especially from the state of Bahia.

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