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This is Sarah Harding, and unless you’re from England and watch ITV1 then you’re like me and have no idea who this chick is or why she looks so cute and happy. According to the unrelentingly factual Wikipedia, Sarah was some kind of singer for a reality based TV Show called Popstars in Britain. I originally quoted the Wikipedia article but it was so lackluster that I had to staple my hand to stay awake. I’m going to edit that entry later to include some more interesting tidbits like college lesbianism, clotted cream and spending time drinking pints of beer, eating fish n’ chips and saying “oy!” to to her mates down at the pub. Bloody cheers, mates!

Oh, the reason she’s even having her picture taken is that she was just chosen to be the face (body?) of Ultimo Lingerie, which may explain why she has the office whore at the company party outfit on. Wear a blazer and from 9 to 5, and you’re a conservative mid-level manager who takes her job and this quarter’s financials very seriously. Fast forward to 5:01 - the company party. The blazer comes off and you’re two shots of tequila and a Valium away from photocopying your ass and giving an intern a handjob in the supply room. Fiscal.