Scarlett Johannson and Natalie Portman piss off Christina Aguilera
Besides being the longest titled post I have ever written, this has all the makings of my favorite post ever. Or at least today. It has Scarlett Johannson, Natalie Portman and Christina Aguilera all in the same room. And there’s the possibility of a cat fight. So go ahead make the rrreeeow sound and make a scratchy claw motion with your hand. The Sun UK has this vernacular laden post. Try to say the whole thing your best east London accent. It’s fun!
I RECKON pop vixen CHRISTINA AGUILERA should record a cover of It’s My Party And I’ll Cry If I Want To.The singer had a face like thunder as she stormed out of her own 1920s-themed aftershow party at London’s Paper club on Thursday night.
And there was a good reason for the Dirrty looks. Aggy was far from pleased when Hollywood stars NATALIE PORTMAN and SCARLETT JOHANSSON stole the limelight at the bash after her sell-out Wembley gig.
The party-loving pair rocked up in the wee small hours and plonked themselves down beside her in the VIP area.
Furious Aggy gave them a killer stare and turned her back before bailing out soon after, leaving them to rule the dancefloor.The gorgeous gatecrashers stayed until the bitter end then snuck out with jumpers over their heads to hide their bleary eyes from snappers like true party professions.
Looks like we’ve got new challengers in the Caners League . . .(source)
Wait what? All I got from that besides the haphazard ‘ctrl-B‘ usage was Scarlett and Natalie, Texas A&M and a turtle. What the fuck is a caner?
Here are a couple of pics from the Wembly show with some extras thrown in.
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December 4th, 2006 at 3:04 pm
[...] Nothing like a good catfight to get the day started off right. Except it’s closing time and there really wasn’t a catfight to speak of. That’s why I have a picture of Diora Baird. Non-sequiter to follow non-sequiter. There is order in chaos and entropy follows distinct patterns. I think I can see the future baby! [...]
December 4th, 2006 at 3:07 pm
From that, I got a headache. Where are my ‘ludes?
December 4th, 2006 at 7:40 pm
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December 5th, 2006 at 3:45 pm
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December 6th, 2006 at 1:14 pm
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August 25th, 2007 at 2:30 pm
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