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Look at me. I said ‘preggo‘. Just like those famous British tabloids who say stuff like Jacko, and Madge, and Fish -n- chips and spell words with extra o’s like favourite colour. Anyway. Although she had a baby almost a year ago and is in visibly amazing shape, Jennifer Garner is responding to rumors that she’s pregnant.

“I’m in the worst shape ever,” the size 6-8 (”definitely more an 8″) actress, 34, tells Elle magazine in its January issue. “My trainer just shakes her head and says, ‘This is a disaster.’ ”

Though she kicked butt as the star of Alias and Elektra, these days, she says, “I am as physically unfit as I’ve probably been in my whole life. It’s such a horror in front of the mirror with no clothes on.”

Lifting her sweater to reveal her midriff, she says, “You still have that little bit of extra skin, know what I mean? But still, it’s enough for people to think that you’re knocked up.” (source)

Jesus Christ, who is her trainer? A member of the Justice League? “Yeah, size 8, 120 lbs is okay… I guess…but can you fly? Loser.” Where I come from a 5′9″ southern hottie, with a body like hers who can roundhouse kick you through a wall is considered pretty fit. But then again, I grew up in a household where fried chicken was a condiment. Fatty.