Better than a cat(fight) on a hot tin roof

String theory my ass...look at this rack smarty pants.

Nothing like a good catfight to get the day started off right. Except it’s closing time and there really wasn’t a catfight to speak of. That’s why I have a picture of Diora Baird. Non sequitur to follow non sequitur. There is order in chaos and entropy follows distinct patterns. I think I can see the future baby!

Kim Kardashian has a giant rack..oh and she does some stuff. (Bastardly)
Renee Zellweger misses the golden ratio by the value of Plank’s constant. (Yeeeah)
Ricky Schroeder will be on this season of 24. He and Jack Bauer will ride that little train through his living room and get into adventures! (Socialite’s Life)
Britney wears panties this week. Jesus showed me the way. (Drunken Stepfather)
Gwyneth Paltrow foams more clotted cream. Those Brits and their rich history. Sigh. (Bumpshack)
Uma Thurman is 6 foot tall and full o’ muscles. (Smart)
Van Wilder - Part crap: eruditely, disparately, twice-reviewed by Dustin Rowles. (Pajiba)
Lindsay Lohan: Cherokee Indian. All ends in tears my friends. (ICYDK)
Witness the mastery of the Michelangelo of MS Paint (College Humor)