Better Than… I told you so. PWN3D.

Well, well, well. Looks like the queen of the bloggers is getting his comeuppance after all. We’re having a huge party right now complete with a photoshop contest of the best/worst celebrity bloggers. I’m drunk. See what’s happening on the other side of the tracks.

Perez Hilton sued for copyright infringement, misuse of copyrighted material and for being a suck-up bastard that may ruin it for all of us. Well that last one I made up, but I’m pretty sure it’s a law. Call me esquire. (yeeeah)
Holy shit. Eddie Murphy is back for Beverly Hills Cop IV. Allo, Acquelle, my naime is Seeergzhe. (Glitterati)
Oh. BTW. Perez Hilton is getting sued for 7.5 million in case you were wondering. (Drunken Stepfather)
Christina Applegate. Still hot. Still hairy. Which is no prob for me, I like em swarthy. (Bastardly)
Lindsay Lohan is still a bitch. (INO)
New details about Pam/Kid Rock divorce. Yawn. (Gossip or truth)
Pulp Fiction: The short version. Faster than you can say Maxi-pad. (College Humor)