Better Than Bright Lights Big City

I’m out of the office so to speak, so here’s some southern link love for my brethren and sistren.

Pam Anderson and Kid Rick get divorced over Borat. I am EXECUTE. (Yeeeah)
These Britney Spears raw snatch shots are everywhere but Jesus makes it seem just right. (Drunken Stepfather)
Scarlett Johansson and her rack at some event. No reason. Just go. (Bastardly)
Lindsay Lohan buys golden cuffs. (Smart)
Nicole Kidman is pregnant. Not mine! (Bumpshack)
Cindy Taylor doing her best to keep me from wondering who the hell she is. (Hollywood Tuna)
Jared Leto still hates bloggers, still a fucking weirdo. (Celebrity Smack)