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Breaking news! Jude Law and Sienna Miller call it quits! Hot story! FB&C Exclusive! Only the most salient gossip can be found here, kids.

“It’s a mutual decision,” a pal of the actor says of ending the roller-coaster romance. “They have definitely come to the end of the road. They tried to make it work but it failed.” (source)

Wait. Did I go back in time? If I did, then I promise I’ll be much more careful with the stripper in the blanket trampoline game this time. Promise. Wait. This is November 14th, 2006, right? Didn’t they break up, like last year? It’s like that show where the guy gets the newspaper for next week and he can see all the stuff that’s going to happen so he tries to change it, except here we get the National Enquirer that’s a year old. And there’s dog shit in it.
Here’s Sienna doing what she does best: look cute as a button naked.