NSFW – Fatback Media

Hey y’all, we’re gathering up all the hotness for the day for you. And by we, I mean Emily’s on a vacation/mission to corrupt the youth of this country so it’s just me scanning the trades for breaking news, slipped nips, sex tapes or divorces. Sadly the entire internet has beat me to the punch, so here are the top stories.

• Bastardly Hot or Not victim Amy Paffrath lashes back in her myspace at the Bastardly for her rating. We think you’re you’re cute as a button Amy, plus you went to school down south so you get a big ole FB&C holla! (Bastardly)
• Katie Holmes about to experience real Cruise Control: marriage. (Glitterati)
• The line that launched a 1000 internet empires, “Britney Spears Sex Tape” is now true. Too little too late? (Yeeeah)
• Ellen Pompeo is getting married to…yaaaawn. What? Oh. (Bumpshack)
• It’s a sad world when an upskirt shot can make you feel like this. (Celebrity Smack)
• Jennifer Love Hewwit’s thong has nothing to do with the greatest of Jesus. (Drunken Stepfather)

In case you’re wondering that image is Amy Paffrath at an event. Google images told me so. And they’re right 10¹⁰⁰% of time. Get it? Nerd.