Better Than Fried Turkey and Wild Turkey (101)

I look way too young for you. I'm not.

It’s Friday, y’all and that’s my time to show my internet love for my sexy blogger posse. We ride around in hoopties, flickin’ switches, rollin’ on twennifoes. It’s ah’ite, bitches.

Kim “The Cougar” Catrall flashes some fur at a book signing. She’s come a long way since Mannequin. (Subvert)
They’re back from Argentina with an Emmanuelle Chriqui spread that is sure to give you carpel tunnel. (Bastardly)
Britney and her boobs head to Miami. (INO)
Lindsay Lohan called Paris a cunt. Isn’t that like a spade calling a spade a fucking shovel? (Bricks and Stones)
Jesus loves you. And he loves country music. And boobies. (Drunken Stepfather)
Oscar movies have three things: They’re way too long, a dude has to cry, and the good guys die. Oscar, say hello to “Babel”. (Pajiba)
Kate Beckinsale and Luke Wilson are haters. O.R. They? (Yeeeah)
Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes wedding news! Who cares? (Glitterati)