I was Born Country. CMA’s Roundup

Country girls rock. I'm a vegetarian but I'm still prime.
Nothing like a steel guitar to send me to my roots and warm my soul. And seeing as how I’m committed to highlighting Southern sexy gossip, here’s some quick CMA Award Red Carpet shots, y’all.

The Good

Gretchen Wilson is simple but damn hot. Redneck women unite!

I will rock your world in 4x4. T-shirt and jeans hot is the HOTTEST.

The Bad

Is it feathers? Is it hair? It’s Laura Birna and it’s wrong.

Hi, I'm a stripper. A truck stop stripper. Free oil change with every dance.

The Ugly

Bombshell? Kind of a misnomer, huh? Is that a combover? I am so lost.

It's like a bomb went off.

The Smokin Hot

Carrie Underwood could be dressed in a laundry basket with silly string in her hair and she’d still be the most adorable thing this side of Canada. Actually, that’d probably make her even cuter.

OMG. I am SOOO cute, ya'll. I KNOW! Now you KNOW you want some of this country girl.Vegetables kick ass.You didn't know I was so smokin hot under this sweet country demeanor.

The Owned

Here’s Faith Hill, ever the gracious country lady, taking the news that she just lost out to an American Idol contestant.

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Posted in American Idol, Carrie Underwood, Faith Hill, Only in the South..., Photos |
Written by Fatback on November 7, 2006 – 10:18 am

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2 Comments to “I was Born Country. CMA’s Roundup”

  1. Jo Says:
    November 7th, 2006 at 1:26 pm

    Wow-Faith is such a sore loser! CARRIE ROCKS!!!

  2. Drunken Stepfather » Blog Archive » I am - stepLINKS of the Day Says:
    November 7th, 2006 at 5:30 pm

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