NSFW – Fatback Media

So much is going on today. Emily and I and the rest of the crew are working hard to pull together the top stories. Enjoy these tidbits till then.

• Pamela Anderson is bald. (Celebrity Smack)
• Doogie aka Barney aka Neil Patrick Harris gay. So? Suit up and tell Perez to shut the fuck up. (Cele|bitchy)
• Tiffani Amber Theissen. Still hot. (Drunken Stepfather)
• Heather Thomas from the 80’s spank list. TJ Hooker was the shit. (Bumpshack)
• Britney moved out and lives in a hotel. (Glitterati)
• Evangeline Lilly may be perfect. I must stalk her. (Yeeeah!)
• Kirsten Dunst likes fangs. (INO)
• Everyday Equations. Even stupid people need math! (College Humor)
• Paris Hilton bruises like a dirty peach. (Celebslam)

Oh, BTW. That’s Lisa Dean Ryan who played Wanda on Doogie Howser. That’s the only pic I could find. Wanda was the shit.