Scarlett Johansson, what the…?
I’m not what you’d call a style critic, but I am absolutely sure that’s the worst dress ever made. The person that designed it apparently hates beautiful women with sexy curves. Oh, this dress has curves, but in all the wrong spots. It’s really kind of mean. Even in a bad dress which obviously was designed to carry pork loins in the mid-section, Scarlett Johansson’s rack is the star of the show. Her breasts are like the human spirit. Even in the darkest hour they shine through reminding us all that there is still hope. There is still hope.
Tags: Prestige, Scarlett Johansson
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Written by Fatback on November 6, 2006 – 8:24 am
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November 6th, 2006 at 3:17 pm
[...] Scarlett makes another poor fashion choice. [Fatback and Collards] [...]
November 6th, 2006 at 8:17 pm
I dig the dress and the package inside. But that string is f**king up the whole look and it make Scarlett look like she has mid-life sag.
November 7th, 2006 at 3:03 am
Scarlett, Scarlett, Scarlett… you know what makes your sweater kittens look good and what doesn’t, please don’t dress like you don’t own a mirror.
November 7th, 2006 at 6:24 am
Speechless. I am just speechless…
Ok, no I’m not. She is a gorgeous, sexy young woman. WTF HAPPENED?? Hair, dress…. wow. Someone should be fired for this. FIRED, I SAY!!
November 7th, 2006 at 4:43 pm
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