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Reports are now coming in (and by reports, I mean: I read a bunch of blogs) that the recent breakup between Ryan Phillippe and Reese Witherspoon was prompted by the fact that Ryan Phillippe cheated with Australian actress Abbie Cornish.

On October 10, local Lauren Scott witnessed Phillippe and a blonde, who fit Cornish’s description, kissing at sushi restaurant Kenichi. “I was pretty shocked that he would blatantly cheat on Reese in public,” Scott tells Us.

But Witherspoon and Phillippe’s union remained intact – until Witherspoon, 30, was alerted to pictures of Phillippe with Cornish, says a source. When she confronted him about the relationship, “Ryan admitted it was true and said, ‘We just need to end this.’ Reese literally had no choice.” (source)

Ryan Phillippe is about as masculine as a hairless vagina. Even his name is effete: “fill-EEPE”. Whatever princess. He always looks like he’s about to snap into a rage, but instead of kicking your ass, he would aggressively shave his balls. “You see that motherfucker? That taint is fucking smooth as silk.” Here are some nude pictures of Abbie Cornish, the girl that broke up a seven year marriage and opened the door for me get some rebound time in with Reese. G’Day mate!