Paris Likes to Eat
Paris Hilton’s whining again because the public thinks she’s a whore promiscuous. Apparently, she has morals. And an appetite.
Although the Stars Are Blind singer became famous after a sex tape she filmed with former boyfriend RICK SOLOMON was released on the internet in 2003, she says she doesn’t deserve her racy reputation.
She tells Seventeen magazine, “People shouldn’t judge me and assume that’s how I am.
“I get in so many fights with guys who are like, ‘In public, you are the sexiest sex symbol, but you’re not sexual at all at home.’ “I’m like, ‘Whatever, shut up. I don’t wanna be.’ I’d rather watch a movie or LOST, or like, eat.” (source)
Everyone’s a critic. I totally get aggravated when people assume I’m easy because I strut around in sheer, short dresses with straps that are always too loose thus showing my left tit and my bedroom acrobatics are spread via broadband Internet feed and when I show my “naughty” zone every time I get in and out of the fucking car. I’d totally rather be eating a lettuce wedge and a grapefruit rind watching mindless TV than gallivanting around LA’s chicest nightclubs with famous starlets and billionaire heirs. I just wanna be me! Totally.
Posted in Food and Drink, Lost, Paris Hilton, Sex Tapes |
Written by Fatback on November 1, 2006 – 7:34 am
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November 5th, 2006 at 10:40 am
I get really pissed off at women who think that dressing sleezy is sexy. There is a huge difference between the two, and then when they are called skanky whores they get all offended. Here’s the clue…if in you club attire you look like you should be strutting your stuff on the street looking for your next 5 buck trick…you are a skank. And it helps if you don’t go around flashing your cooter every where….no one needs to see that stuff again and again and again.
November 6th, 2006 at 7:50 am
Preachin to the choir, audrey…you go girl
November 6th, 2006 at 8:27 pm
Props Audrey! I get tired of these porn-hoe wannabes looking to stir a controversy and be mediabitches.
Personally I dig sexy, but sexy does not mean uncovered to the shorthairs unless you are a pole-cat. I mean if you are that hard up to get cornholed, PLEASE move to Amsterdamn and curse them with your obnoxious presence. Needless to say I am beyond reason that girls learn from this skanks behaviour and emmulate it. I see it all the time in clubs, malls, and even at weddings. WTF are they thinking. OH, yeah right. They are not thinking as they let Madonna, Paris, Jenna, Courtney, Lohan, and AnnaNicoleShit think for them.
Enough!