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Well not really, but it really helps the self esteem of girls with image problems when you confront them with their fears. Wait. Maybe that makes them suicidal binge eaters who cry and cry and never shut the fuck up. I can’t be expected to remember everything from medical school now can I?

“Nicole Richie has decided to undergo diagnostic treatment to determine why she’s not been putting on any weight,” her rep tells PEOPLE in a statement. “She is working with a team of doctors and specialists whose focus is nutrition. It is important to Nicole that she achieves this goal in a healthy way as this is not a treatment for an eating disorder.” (source)

I have the solution to her problem. FUCKING EAT. Problem solved. I just saved you $300,000 dollars and I saved the public 6 more months of watching you die one day at a time, Karen Carpenter. It’s not magic folks. I’m just that smart. All I did was make a wish and Jambi appeared and made me the smartest boy in the WHOLE world. Here are two NSFW images of Nicole back when she had a little J-in-the-T.