NSFW – Fatback Media

Happy Monday. Well not really. I’m still recovering from my birthday weekend bash so things may be a little slow today. I can’t really say much about it, but I think everyone had a good time right up until the stripper, um… fell. And, honestly, I think she was having a pretty good time too. I just feel bad for the donkey and the midget. Here are some more pics of Katherine McPhee, the only American Idol to not be recording an album or do anything music related. But with a rack like that she can pretty much just ask for blank checks. Read what’s going on around the web while I dispose of of the plastic in the trunk of my car.

• The first non-orange-y, non-Jersey Shore Bastardly Lady of the Day in a long time. She’s arsty! And semi nude. (Bastardly)
• Nicole Ritchie collapses at a club because she won’t eat a goddamn sandwich. (Allie is Wired)
• Madonna is a thieving bitch from Detroit. That accent is fooling no one. (Cele|bitchy)
• Steve Irwin vs. Stingray. Best costume ever. (Bumpshack)
• Lindsay Lohan was bulemic. And a whore. And blahblahblah. Shut the fuck up. (Yeeeah)
• Kate Hudson is pregnant. It wasn’t me! Unless the baby comes out devilishly handsome. (Gossip or Truth)
• Saw III probably sucks but Shawnee Smith is from my home state and I gotta reprazent the sexy southern hotness, y’all. (Pajiba)
• Avril Lavigne’s upskirt. Canadian Style! (Drunken Stepfather)