Ben Affleck banged his babysitter
Ben Affleck who’s currently married to Sexy Southern MILF™ Jennifer Garner made an announcement at the recent Hollywood Awards that he was banging his baby sitter.
“The woman I have to thank is the woman who’s home tonight babysitting my daughter,” he said during his winner’s speech for Best Supporting Actor. “She’s the reason most good things have happened to me. So, to the people at my table, if I don’t come back, it’s because I went home to make love to the babysitter.” (source)
Wait. What? OOh. Ben, you devil. You were really talking about your wife Jennifer Garner. My stars, you are a hoot. And I thought Casey was the funny one. All kidding aside, Ben and Jennifer make a ridiculously cute couple. They’re like the poster children for ridiculously adorable cuteness. He seems very loving and she’s a sexy MILF who dotes on her little cute peanut of a baby. Who’s name is Violet. Cute! The only thing cuter than that would be if I were her husband and Ben Affleck was a dirty gas station attendant in South Georgia who couldn’t make change for dollar. See? Cuz I want to sleep with his wife. Get it? Ben you’re not the only one with a razor sharp wit. Zing! Here are some more shots of JennyG (we’re down like that) at the Hollywood Awards right before she went home to babysit her own kid. Perfect. Fucking.Woman.
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October 26th, 2006 at 8:36 am
Am I just jumping to conclusions or does JenGar have a scar on on her breast in these photos?
October 26th, 2006 at 8:41 am
Nah. I think thats more of a crease form her boobies getting ginoromous while she was breast feeding. Her rack has increased in awesomeness by 189%. God bless Violet.
October 27th, 2006 at 1:31 pm
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October 29th, 2006 at 1:43 pm
So, fb, would you mud wrestle me for her??
October 30th, 2006 at 4:51 am
I’d wrestle you anyway, Jesse. I’m a badass.