NSFW – Fatback Media

So yeah, it’s another link post. Well, I’ve been protecting the world from ambulance chasing scalawag attorneys for 2 days so I had to lie low. I’m back and so is the FB&C sexy crew. Check out these links while we put together today’s sexiness.

• Britney Spears had a hermaphrodite child with cloven feet and a tail. Not really. (Cele|bitchy)
• Anna Nicole admitted that her baby’s father was really a subject that I don’t give a fuck about. Here’s a clue. If you have to wonder which of several men is the father of your baby, there’s a good chance that you are a whore. (TMZ)
• Nicole Ritchie upskirt. If.You. Dare. (Drunken Stepfather)
• Paulina Rubio in Latin FHM. You can masturbate in SPANISH! (Bastardly)
• Rich actors get together to protest issues that they don’t understand because their million dollar view of the sea might get obscured. Children can starve, but fuck you if you want to put a wind farm in my ocean and save the planet. Facist whores. (Yeeeah)
• Rachel Hunter to join a reality show…yaawn. Whaa..? What happened? (Smart)
• Kirsten Dunst leaving her lair for a night of feeding on mortals. (ICYDK)
• Jessica Simpson reads poetry on the Rachel Ray show. I can hear the fabric of sace time ripping. Save yourselves. (Gossip or truth)

So why the picture of Sara Evans? Because she’s a sexy, southern MILF with a great rack. Plus she’s embroiled in a who’s-cheatin’-who [sic] pornography scandal and I just may have fallen in love with her.