NSFW – Fatback Media

Who even knows what that means? That’s Jaime Pressly, who’s hotter than a gasoline fueled barnfire. She’s so hot and country that I should write a country song about her. Except, I just want to bang her, not spend a whole lotta time singing about how she makes my truck smell better when she rides with me or that she shouldn’t cheat on me with my brother because he has kids. She just got married to someone, somewhere and I care so little that I’m not even going to link to it. Google it. But I bet you’d rather see her naked so I Googled that. (NSFW) Here’s what’s happening around the block.

• Gabriela Spanic has more left boob than Nicole Ritchie has body mass. I calculated it. I’m that fucking smart. (Bastardly)
• Sharon Stone…cougarlicious. Whatever. You’d hit it. (Yeeeah!)
• Kate Hudson in some wet girl on girl action. (IDLYITW)
• Back up in that Pajiba with the resurrection. (Pajiba)
• I would say that Jamie Lyn Sigler was getting a little J in the T. But I don’t want to get whacked. Plus, I like lil’ juice in the caboose. (Subvert)
• Keeley Hazel and her perfectly shaped, lingerie covered breasts. (Hollywood Tuna)
• Most of the boobies on this site (FB&C) (NSFW, you big dummy)
• Lindsay Lohan is all kinds of fucked up (Drunken Stepfather)

Happy weekend. Holla back.