Better than a mess o’ collard greens

With fatback, of course! Try these hot links while we get the top stories together for the day.

Morgan Webb is the FHM. She’s gamey! (Bastardly)
Matthew McConaughey is not batshit crazy. He grew the beard for a movie. About a guy who is batshit crazy. (cele|bitchy)
Jessica Simpson is retarded from all that daddy lovin’ (Yeeeah)
Ashlee Simpson the mighty morphin’ human being at Nobu London. (ICYDK)
Brooke Hogan dresses like the girls did when I was in middle school. Hot! (Bricks and Stones)
LOST recap from last night. Kate was a dirty girl and Henry Gale has always live on the island. WT effing F? (GMMR)
There’s a picture of Rachel Leigh Cook because she’ so damn cute! (FB&C)